Alien Bloom Wallet

Who knew a wallet could be cute enough to hang in a garden… and terrifying enough to give you nightmares? Meet the Alien themed Floral Wallet, inspired by the classic outeri’s-ace menace.

It looks sweet at first glance—soft florals, gentle colors—but don’t be fooled. Inside, this wallet waits, ready to burst into your financial life with more chaos than a chestburster at a dinner party. 😱💀

Features (because survival is key):

• 12 card slots — hold your cash, IDs, and maybe a spare flamethrower

• 2 slip pockets — for bills, receipts… or alien embryos

• 3 divided sections — keep your life slightly less explosive

• Zippered coin pocket — because coins are the only things safe from xenomorphs

• Magnetic snap closure — contains everything except existential dread

• Handmade with custom cotton and waterproof canvas

Perfect for sci-fi fans, horror lovers, or anyone who enjoys their wallets pretty, practical and horrifyingly good.