Lament Bucket bag

Solve the puzzle. Carry the consequences.

Some bags hold your stuff.

This one holds secrets.

Inspired by the infamous Lament Configuration, this cinch-style bag looks like it could whisper to you if the room gets quiet enough. The exterior is wrapped in custom faux leather worthy of any Cenobite’s approval, while the inside is fully lined with waterproof canvas—because even gateways to other dimensions should be practical.

A front zip pocket features a Lament Configuration zipper pull (yes, that box), and the custom strap is patterned with the puzzle itself, like you’re carrying a key no one else should touch. Metal eyelets at the top feed into a cinch strap closure, keeping everything secure… for now.

Details (read carefully):

• Custom faux leather exterior
• Waterproof canvas interior lining
• Front zip pocket with Lament Configuration zipper pull
• Custom strap with Lament Configuration design
• Eyelet top with cinch strap closure
• Approx. 14” wide x 12” tall x 6” deep
• custom embroidered bag tag. 

Perfect for horror fans, collectors, and anyone who understands that curiosity has a cost.

We have such sights to show you… but first, you’ll need somewhere to put your keys. 🔪🖤