Wings of the Damned Coffin Shaped Wallet

💀⚰️ The Coffin Bifold Wallet — Because Your Money Deserves a Proper Burial ⚰️💀

Who says your cash and cards can’t rest in peace? This coffin-shaped bifold wallet is the perfect resting place for your funds, IDs, and receipts from questionable late-night purchases.

Handcrafted from custom faux leather (because no actual souls were harmed in the making), this dark beauty measures about 6.5 inches tall and 5 inches wide—big enough to hold your afterlife essentials without needing its own tomb.

Each piece is edge-painted by hand by my devoted assistant Igor—oh wait, I mean Jayda—who swears she only hums creepy tunes sometimes while working.

Inside the coffin, you’ll find:

🕷️ 6 card slots (for mortal identification or forbidden memberships)

🦴 2 slip pockets (perfect for cash, receipts, or that ancient summoning note you keep forgetting to burn)

🖤 Snap closure to keep it all locked up tighter than Dracula’s crypt

Perfect for horror fans, goth royalty, and anyone who enjoys a little morbidity with their money management.

Just remember—when your wallet looks this good, even Death might want to borrow a few bucks.